I Was Left Unsupervised Soy Candle — Funny Scented Jar ( 9oz)

No one was watching. No regrets. Light this candle and enjoy the chaos you’ve earned — in a clean-burning, non-toxic, completely responsible way.

Hand-poured from 100% USA-farmed soy wax with a cotton wick. Long, even burn. Reusable jar for when the wax runs out and you need somewhere to store your questionable decisions.

• 9oz reusable amber or clear glass jar with black lid
• 100% natural soy wax with cotton eco-wick
• 50–60 hour burn time
• Available in multiple scents or unscented
• Eco-friendly, non-toxic — no parabens, phthalates, or synthetic dyes
• Hand-poured in the USA

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn near flammable items. Burn 3–4 hours per lighting and trim wick to 1/4" before each use.