Scented Soy Candle – "Strong Enough to Mask the Dead Body Odor" (9oz) 🕯️

We're not saying you have a problem. We're just saying this candle is prepared for one.

Hand-poured in a reusable 9oz glass jar, this bold little candle burns for 50–60 hours on a 100% cotton wick — filling your space with one of twelve carefully blended fragrances, from cozy Cinnamon Vanilla to mysterious Atlantis Whisper. The label says the quiet part loud, making it the perfect gift for your quirky friend, your spooky coworker, or honestly, yourself.

When the flame finally burns out, the jar sticks around — repurpose it as a trinket holder, desk accent, or evidence container. No judgment.

Product features

• Vegan, all-natural soy wax — no parabens, plastics, or phthalates
• Reusable glass jar with glossy permanent adhesive label
• 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, Christmas Warmth, and Unscented
• 50–60 hour burn time; ASTM safety compliant
• Made in the USA (assembled) from globally sourced parts; 2.8" × 3.5"

Care instructions

• Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.
• Never burn near flammable items.
• Do not burn to cover for actual crimes. (Kidding. Mostly.)