Coffee Because Murder is Illegal Ceramic Coffee Mug

Some mornings, coffee isn't a preference — it's a public service. This glossy white ceramic mug features a bold, witty design that says exactly what everyone in the office is already thinking. It's a humorous reminder to let you drink your coffee in peace — and a great conversation starter once you've had enough of it to be social.

Crafted from high-quality ceramic with a comfortable C-handle and perfectly weighted feel, it's built for daily use and the kind of mornings that require a little extra patience.

• Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
• 100% glossy white ceramic; lead- and BPA-free
• Microwave-safe for reheating
• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
• Vibrant, durable print that resists fading
• Ergonomic C-handle for a comfortable grip

Care instructions

• Dishwasher-safe (top rack), or hand wash with warm water and mild dish soap