My Back Goes Out More Than I Do — Soy Candle

Getting older has its perks — and its plot twists.

Hand-poured in a 9oz glass jar with a 100% cotton wick and up to 60 hours of burn time. Choose from 12 scents to set the mood for a well-deserved night in.

A hilarious, relatable gift for milestone birthdays or anyone who's officially entered the "heating pad era."

• 9oz reusable glass jar with matte black lid
• 100% natural soy wax with cotton eco-wick
• 50–60 hour burn time
• Available in 12 scents or unscented
• Eco-friendly, non-toxic — no parabens, phthalates, or synthetic dyes
• Hand-poured in the USA; ASTM safety compliant

Care instructions

• Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn near flammable items. For best results, burn 3–4 hours per lighting and trim wick to 1/4" before each use.