Screw Them Kids — Soy Candle

For the mom or educator who loves her kids and also desperately needs five minutes alone.

Hand-poured in a 9oz glass jar with a 100% cotton wick and up to 60 hours of burn time. Available in 12 scents — including unscented, for when even fragrance feels like too much.

The perfect funny gift for moms, stepmoms, or anyone who's earned a glass of wine and some silence.

• 9oz reusable glass jar with matte black lid
• 100% natural soy wax with cotton eco-wick
• 50–60 hour burn time
• Available in 12 scents or unscented
• Eco-friendly, non-toxic — no parabens, phthalates, or synthetic dyes
• Hand-poured in the USA; ASTM safety compliant

Care instructions

• Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn near flammable items. For best results, burn 3–4 hours per lighting and trim wick to 1/4" before each use.