Soy Candle - "Smells Like My Last Braincell" Humorous Scented Candle (9oz)

Warm light, clean lines, and carefully blended scent—this 9oz soy candle settles into quiet corners and settles the mind. Hand-poured from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick, it fills rooms without harsh chemicals. The glass vessel is reusable once the wax is gone, becoming a little jar of memories or a tidy holder for small items. Choose from twelve thoughtfully composed aromas, from crisp Apple Harvest and cozy Christmas Warmth to airy Sea Salt + Orchid or a calming White Sage + Lavender. Each candle burns long (about 50–60 hours) and meets ASTM safety standards, so you get a steady, comforting glow night after night.

Product features

- Vegan, non-toxic formula with no parabens, plastics, or synthetic dyes

- Reusable glass jar—clean and repurpose after burning

- Available in 12 scented options plus unscented; scents infused with natural essential oils

- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick; burns ~50–60 hours

- Compact 9oz (2.8" × 3.5") jar, ASTM safety compliant and assembled in the USA

Care instructions

- Keep the burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.